Typical Wright People

March 23rd, 2008 • Related • Filed Under

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Barack Obama: A Typical Wright Person

Reinforcing his image of an exceptional orator and a formidable debater, Barack Obama used the controversy surrounding his pastor’s provocative sermons to deliver a major speech aimed at uniting Americans regardless of racial, religious, or sexual identity, and bringing them all together for the common cause of fighting capitalism, private property, individualism, self-sufficiency, and other harmful prejudices that stand in the way of change and hope for a better and monolithic America.

“I can no more disown Reverend Wright than I can disown class struggle and redistribution of wealth,” said charismatic Obama who is believed to stand above the racial divide. His speech was often interrupted by a thunderous applause from the audience of political activists and news reporters, so united in their eagerness that it was impossible to tell one from the other.

“Everything I know about the failings of this country’s domestic and foreign policies I have learned from my spiritual mentor Jeremiah Wright, who convinced me of the need for change and gave me the audacity of hope,” continued the presidential hopeful, who had been conceived by a Kenyan father and raised by his mother’s family of typical European persons. “Everything I know about my identity and where it stands in the general scheme of skins - uh, scheme of things - I have learned from my pastor.

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