AJ: So is Obama really a Muslim?

PR: No, AJ, Obama is not a Muslim as many have tried to depict. In fact, Obama isn’t religious at all. He only believes in spiritual advisors such as his Reverend Jeremiah Wright, to give him the in and outs on any possible religious or government-conspiracy matters that might arise as President, such as the government lying about inventing the HIV virus as a means of genocide against people of color.

AJ: Ok, well does he hate Israel and Jews?

PR: Again, fiction is sometimes better than truth. The fact is Obama loves Israel. It’s just that his spiritual advisor, close friends, and campaign advisors hate Israel and Jews.

AJ: Is he a Black Separatist?

PR: Wow! Where are you getting your information? The answer is simply, no. His wife is the one who is a black separatist dating all the way back to her college days.

AJ: Ok can you tell me what a superdelegate is and why they exist?

PR: Sure, they exist because Democrats hate choice. Well they don’t hate choice, they just believe that it’s stupid and doesn’t belong in a constitutional republic, “in which majority rule…” Basically it all comes down to; they don’t trust voters or people. So they rely on highly enlightened, highly evolved liberals to ultimately make any important decision.

AJ: So why do people even vote?

PR: AJ, let’s not get carried away, voters are important, very important. They’re just not trusted, but they are vital all the same. They need votes in much the same way they need taxes to pay for government and zero unemployment. The model is actually an easy one:

1. Voters vote
2. Maybe enough vote so that a Democrat actually wins
3. Then voters and the other hostages in the country pay tax-hikes
4. Utopia

AJ: Is Obama anti-American?…You know the flag-pin issue comes up a lot.

PR: Obama has evolved pass the point of an archaic notion such as nationalism. He sees himself as a member of the global-community. He is ahead of his time. To add, his Reverend – spiritual advisor – was a U.S. Marine before he became an anti-American black militant. So yes, Obama is patriotic. In fact his own wife commented in February “for the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country because it feels like hope is finally making a comeback.”

AJ: Is he an elitist after the remarks he made about small-town Americans?

PR: No. He pities them much in the same way you pity mentally deranged orphans. He wants to help them; he just doesn’t like to touch them or to even be around them. He would rather call the 1-800 number and simply make a donation.

AJ: Is he the candidate of change and hope and stuff?

PR: Yes

AJ: Yes? Well how so?

PR: Because he bought the patents – they are his words now.

AJ: Oh

PR: Anything else?

AJ: How do I become a superdelegate?

PR: Next week, AJ.