Hillary answers the call!! Who’s on the line?

May 2nd, 2008 • Related • Filed Under

Hillary Clinton demonstrating once again that the Clintons have no idea how to run or operate the military. In a clearly political move to gain the delegates from the small territory of Guam with a population of around 175,000 people, she promised to give Guam a representative in the Defense Department.

I can see it now, Hillary awakes in a hazy fog, around 3am, and with sudden realization she jumps out of bed to answer the “Bat” phone. She says, “Yes, what is it?” The person on the other line says, “Hi, this is Bob your Guam representative in the DoD, you know the one you promised the people, the reason we voted for you giving you the edge in delegates. Um yeah, I have a question for you. Did you know or realize that the people over here don’t actually care about the possible effect another surge could have on Guam’s tourism?”

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